Happy New Year-What a difference a year makes!

What a difference a year makes. Last year I was up to my arm pits in scum and now this year I will be up to my arm pits in rum!  I think of those still deployed this New Year, what a difference a year makes!

Semper Fi & Happy New Year!!

Major Pain

 

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM IRAQ! (NEWS YEAR POST 2005)

BANG…..BANG BANG BANG!!...........Its 0001 Jan 1st 2006!!!! (eastern standadrd time + 8hrs)
Plan “B” - Things have been very busy here as we have been continuing to take the fight to Haji. You can’t stop the clock not even on New Years and so time continues to tick away at our fun filled adventure here in Iraq.

0530, alarm clock from HELL goes off, I use my panther like reflexes (not) to find the snooze button as wish I could sleep for another eight hours. Dash two alarm clock goes off and Im voicing some very colorful verbiage about this time and right out of a wake up scene from Bruce Almighty Im kicking, flipping trying to go back to sleep and ignore the clock.

Morning chow is a nice cup of joe and a strawberry pop tart (not only wrapped in foil but good for you too!), a couple vitamins and viola the day is under way. Alarm clock number one returns for a second butt kicking but Im ready and mash the Chinese made plastic. Scratch one alarm clock…toast!

Mission for the day is to take some VIPs to another base to show them some great things Coalition forces are doing. No problemo. We roll out to an undisclosed landing zone (LZ) where they will land at. We make our way through the city and its smells ok but here comes that dang short of breath again but I see a lot of little Iraqi ankle bitters (kids) out and about which is always a great sign and they are waving vise doing the IED detonator motion with their hands…also another good sign. We motor down the major highway past a couple M1 Tanks (checkpoints) that have black soot all over them from previous IEDs, RPGs and gas bombs….not so much a good sign Watching out in the distance and gutters for threats things look good and we seem to motoring well. We get to our LZ and are all set up but where we are the sniper threat is moderate to high so we want to keep our VIPs protected and get them in the truck as soon as possible. The aircraft come in and drop off our passengers (PAX) and we load them up to take them to another location for their visit. Things are great and going smoothly and now we have to transport them to yet another location for more information and now we are going to go through the FUN part of town. We begin to load up and one of the civilian passengers turns to me and says, this isn’t like a downtown city in the states; you guys are pretty serious here. I said, Yes Sir these Assholes are trying to kill us so we kill them first. Oh man he wasn’t ready for that answer as I helped him put on his body armor. He was then briefed to stay put in the hummer as the crew got out of the hummers to go to condition one and load all of our weapons. Here are these civilians sitting there in a beat up, shrapnel spotted hummer watching a crap load of Marine loading multiple weapons like we were about to fight it out at OK coral……..wait a second that’s exactly what we were getting prepared to do. We headed down our prescribed route and black smoke began to rise off the road a ways. Usually nothing, sometimes a signal to let scumbags know good guys are on the road near by We approached a bridge and the scout vehicle called back that “the bridge is blocked” as I saw a sheep truck crossways in the road with no driver which meant we would go to plan “B”. One of the PAX that heard the conversation over the cab speaker asked what that all meant. I looked back at them and said “nothing good, hang on” and we turned to another street. We approached another trouble spot and new something was not right with the blocked bridge and lead truck spotted an IED. We were headed into a freaking ambush bigger than monkey shit and the three Hajis scrunched down in their Mercedes confirmed it as they were probably the maneuver element of the IED ambush. With some good training and quick actions we called an audible and turned yet again almost back tracking. An Army patrol was on the scumbags and had them cuffed on the road as we passed. Our PAX’s weren’t to sure and weren’t saying a whole lot when they saw the detainees in the dirt. The best compliment Ive heard since Ive been here I think was when all was calm when we got on the next base. When we walked in and one PAX stopped me and said, Im really impressed, Im not sure what all happened on our way over here in the convoy but thanks, that was awesome. Holding back a smile of being proud of the guys, I said, you’re welcome the men did good today and left to check on our trucks status.

As we hear a small arms attack unfolding in the distance, tracers in the sky and New Years approaches here in Iraq, I only hope they very best for you and yours this New Year. A new start a new beginning, and time to move on and a time to remember the past year and to plan for the next year approaching. Be smart, be safe and have a plan “B”.

FOR OUR FALLEN:
(you may recognize the words to this bagpipe backed song as its taken from the movie “We were Soldiers Once and Young” )
Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone When they come I will stand my ground Stand my ground I'll not be afraid Thoughts of home take away my fear Sweat and blood hide my veil of tears Once a year say a prayer for me Close your eyes and remember me Never more shall I see the sun For I fell to a Germans gun Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone Lay me down in the cold cold ground Where before many more have gone Where before many more have gone In memory of Sgt. Charles Stuart MacKenzie Seaforth Highlanders Who along with many others gave up his life So that we can live free We will remember them all.

Some of you may also read some posts from a buddy of mine. Major B aka “Taco”. (click here to read some of his stuff) Well you see he is over here with me but not at the same base. We both have been getting a lot of encouragement to write a book. Well were gonna do it. We are going to combine our stuff and let er loose! HERE is where you can help. We need a name for the book. Got an idea?? Email me with it. If we use it you’ll probably get mentioned in the book. The book will be one of many ways for us to give back to all of you who have supported us and help other service members to get the same support that we got. Get of yer butts and shoot us a title!

Capt B sends………………………I gotta go blow something up and bring in the New Year right!!!!

Semper Fidelis

Comments

Happy New Year, Sir. We all appreciate the great job our military is doing and the many sacrifices they are making every day to keep us safe. God bless you all.

[linda s.]

That was great, Maj P! Have a fantastic New Year with your family! God bless our troops.

[big bro jim i]

WAR IS WAR I'M THINKING? WHY CANT WE HAVE A WAR IN A MORE FAVORABLE CLIMATE, LIKE FLORIDA. WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE IN JUNGLES THAT ARE HOTTER THAN HELL ,OR DESERTS HOTTER THAN HELL,OR IN THE FROZEN CHOSEN, OR GERMANY IN THE BLACK FOREST.
BUT THEN AGAIN I THINK ,IF WE HAD WORLD PEACE THAT WOULD PUT 1% OF OUR PEOPLE OUT OF WORK.
THINK ABOUT IT I REPORT YOU DECIDE

[Mo]

Happy New Year, Major! Enjoy all the comforts of home and family this year, you certainly earned them. My thoughts and prayers are with all of those far away standing the watch to keep us safe. God Bless them all!

[FbL]

Yes, what a difference a year makes! I'm so glad you are here to enjoy ring in the new year in the company of your family and stateside friends.

To those of you still deployed, you are in our hearts today, as we ring in a new year that we hope will bring you home safely from successful missions.

[iris]

DEAD FOR USA !!! FREEDOM FOR THE WORLD !!!!

AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE BLOODY KILLERS OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN !!! LOOK AT HADITHA (THE BIG MASSACRE);LOOK AT ABU GHURAIB !!!! WHAT A SHAME !!!

AMERICAN SOLDIERS RAPE LITTLE GIRLS AND WOMEN EVERY DAY !!!IN ABU GHURAIB IS A IRAQI WOMAN RAPED BY FOUR AMERICAN JAILERS !!!!!WHAT A SHAME !!!!!!

USA LOST THEIR FACE !!! EUROPE HATE THE AMERICANS !!!AND THE WORLD TOO !!!

AND LOOK AT THE LITTLE DEAD IRAQI GIRL___RAPED AND KILLED BY FOUR AMERICAN SOLDIERS !!!!!

PFUIIIIIII !!!!!!!

I HOPE A LOT OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS DIE IN IRAQ

[Kathy]

I have several adopted Marines and some regular army soldiers in Iraq. I hear from them all via email everyday. I love them all dearly and would do anything humanly possible for them even though I don't know any personally. God bless our troops! Can someone please remove the last post from the dirtbag that wants our soldiers to die? Happy New Year to everyone who has our soldiers best interest.

[LL]

Nice. Some folks (shit sucking trolls) need an ass-kicking, even on New Years Day.

Major, I remember that post and I am glad you're not there right now. I hope you had some peace and quiet last night with few fireworks to make you flinch and lots of love and hugs from your family.

I'm wishing you the best for 2007. Take care of yourself.

Iris, do you have a Nazi hidden in your family tree somewhere? Do you hate Americans because they helped defeat the Nazis?

[jim b]

Iris ... nice trick ... Open your mouth and make your head dissappear.

But in truth a little comic relief is good now and then.

I for one vote that the next times some Nazi or Commie types overrun Europe ... we let em keep the place.

[Karen I.]

I agree with Jim B. Happy New Year everyone. On a lighter note, I would like to suggest a name for the book ....Ready?....

HELMUTS AND HARDDRIVES or
HELMUTS TO HARDDRIVES

Everybody- Vote for mine. Thankyou.

[gypsy]

Happy New Year Major Pain, to you and yours!! And to all the readers and commenters here, the same...except for Iris. Jeeez.

[Karen I.]

Fräulein Iris, Du bist ein Dumkopf.

[big bro jim i]

HEY IRIS, GO PISS UP A ROPE,OR COME OVER AND VISIT ME, IF IRIS IS YOUR REAL NAME, THEN GIVE US YOUR ADDRESS INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND A KEY BOARD...YOU PILE OF PUKE.

[Anita]

Only in America would 'Iris' aka Cindy Weller, aka???) be allowed to spout like that, thanks to our warrior heroes. Glad you're home to celebrate this year Major P and hopefully next year will bring more warriors home.

Kathy I know just how you feel, amazing how attached you can feel to someone you haven't actually 'met' and worry about and pray for every day. Warrior's families have to be the strongest people out there, may God Bless them all.

[big bro jim i]

I HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT FOR LETTING MAJOR P LET AN A/H LIKE IRIS SPEAK ITS PEACE,AFTER ALL ITS ALL OUR VETERANS FROM WW1 TO THE PRESENT THAT GAVE THAT F%^KING A/H THE RIGHT TO OPEN ITS SHIT FILLED MOUTH. I GET GET SO PISSED OFF WHEN I READ STUFF LIKE THAT. MUST BE SOME KID GOOFING ON THIS SITE OR SOME ILLEGAL ARAB READY TO TRY AND PLAN ANOTHER ATTACK ON US.WELL THEY ARE WELCOMED TO COME MY HOUSE ANY TIME,,, WE ARE WELL ARMED.
HEY IRIS, MAY THE FLEAS OF A 1000 CAMELS INFEST YOUR WHAT EVER YOU HAVE DOWN THERE AND YOU ARMS ARE TOO SHORT TO SCRATCH WHAT EVER IT IS.

[Karen I.]

Come on people let's ignore this dirty dogmeat, Cindy Weller, or her naughty child and not have this distract us from how happy we are that the Major is safer this holiday season than last and that he has a book coming out that I have revised my name of it to.....From Helmuts to Harddrives. Please vote for me. Thanks again.

Where is the voting booth (book title)?

[Anita]

Major P - Is your book coming out? Or did your reprint of last year's New Year's Post where you write about it, confuse?

I've been hoping you, Taco and Brian were working on it.

[Laura, Marine mom from Ohio]

Very sad comment indeed iris. And to think our troops defend your right to speak like that.
To you Major P and the rest of the gang: have a happy & healthy new year! You are so right in what a diffence a year makes! I love these holidays when our family can all be together! Take care all!

[texasdillo]

Iris is making the rounds on the milblogs. Best to ignore and let the website owner deal with.

[Clayton]

Good Grief. I'm just glad I don't have to call anybody "sir" anymore. I always hated that part. Having said that, there is no reason to go friggen BONKERS like some poster here.

[iris]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA----

SHIT DIRTY AMERICANS !!!!!!YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID !!!

I HOPE A LOT OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS DIE !!!Rapiest´s of little girls !!!And Killers of children and Women !!!

PFUIIIIII !!!!

I PRAY FOR THE POOR IRAQI PEOPLE !!!

AMERICANS ARE THE REALLY NAZIS IN THIS WORLD !!!

DO YOU WANT MY ADRESS Karen ???Iris Bazzanella,Stormstr.3,47226 Duisburg,Germany !!!!

[Sammy D]

Jim B - it's not Nazis or commie types who will overtake Europe next time. It is fundamentalist Muslims, and it is already happening, while Europe as usual buries its secular, socialistic head in the, uh, sand. Check out any reputable demographic projections for European countries - Iris will inevitably be wearing a burqua.

Dire prediction and one I wish I didn't believe. But I do.

And I'm glad Maj P let's the Iris's rant on his blog - lest we get too complacent reading only atta boy's and like-minded comments.

[Karen I]

I wonder if Iris is a fundamentalist Muslim guestworker/housekeeper borrowing her employer, Cindy Weller's computer. They have plenty of them in Germany. In any case, let's hear some more names for the book. I want to know what my competition is.

[jim b]

"Check out any reputable demographic projections for European countries - Iris will inevitably be wearing a burqua."

I will betcha that in Iris's case a burqua will only improve her looks.

A sound proof one will make her even more acceptable.

[jim b]

Book titles .. .hmmm well "Midnight in Mortaritaville" is already taken I think.

And "The Kaptain's Kapers in Kittylitterville" is waaaaaaay tacky.

So I would only suggest the addition of Hummers to Karen's title.

"Helmuts, Hummers and Harddrives"

[Concerned Grunt]

Helmuts, Hummers and Harddrives:
Backpacking through Hell on 5 Stoags a Day

[Sgt Taylor B's mom]

Iris, I pray for the Iraqi people as well, but not for the reasons you think. The killings going on and the atrocities they live with daily are NOT of American doings. I will also add you to my prayers as you have some very deep hatred going on for something you know nothing of. I hope you don't think your filth and vile will stink up anything other then your own life, for if you think your rants are worthy of anything, you are very wrong.

[seaurchin]

A blessed and Happy New Year to you and your family Major. It's good to know you're home this year!

And too, a Happy New Year to all who visit here. You are terrific Americans. Cheers!

[seaurchin]

A blessed and Happy New Year to you and your family Major. It's good to know you're home this year!

And too, a Happy New Year to all who visit here. You are terrific Americans. Cheers!

[Jay Wilson]

Major P. You ROCK! Keep it up!

[big bro jim i]

A STAND UP AND HOORAAH FOR SGT TAYLOR B'S MOM.I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER.
FUNNY HOW WE NEED WAR TO MAKE PEACE...JUST MY OPINION.

[GunnNutt]

I thsought we wherr *hic* shtill piikin' out *burp* baaar nameszz!!! Hoooz bringin' booook namez inta *hic* the conversa... onbersi... convitan... talk?

[Red]

Happy New Year Major. Thank you for working, for making time, for teaching ongoing, for reminding in pride; and always, for protecting my family along side your own. Sacrifice acknowledged; blessing you (and yours) and all ours yet in theater, both new friends and kin.

[Clayton]

Uhh, I got a feeling major, that you will be rotated back into Iraq sooner than you think. Just say'in.

[texasdillo]

I have talked to several Infantry grunts over the last month. To a man they say turn us loose or bring us home. I am talking about real warriors who have been in Iraq and are probably going back. Why the hell are we letting our warriors die in a police action? Turn em loose. Bush has become a Republicrat. Our troops are dying because we will not give them the bullets they need. Screw the Geneva shit. Bush vacations while our sons die. We need a war plan that leads to victory. Kinda like Sherman's march through Georgia. We are going to loose this war because Bush is acting like Jimmy Carter. It is time to fight over there or get ready to fight here.

[texasdillo]

Hey, Clayton, you may be right. I am hearing stuff from Horno. Marines who have been more than they should are going back. Upside is that they will do the job. I would love to see Major Pain in control of these battle hardened Marines.

[texasdillo]

DO YOU WANT MY ADRESS Karen ???Iris Bazzanella,Stormstr.3,47226 Duisburg,Germany !!!!

Thank you. Watch your back. My skin head friends are now looking to take you out.

[Anna]

Happiest of New Year's to all!

[big bro jim i]

BRING IT ON "KAREN" IRIS WHAT EVER YOUR NAME MIGHT BE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE MY ADDRESS LET ME KNOW.IF YOU DECIDE TO VISIT ME BRING ALL YOUR A/H SKIN HEADS WITH YOU AND I WILL PERSONALLY RIP THE SKIN OFF THEIR HEADS.NOW GO PUT YOUR BURKA ON AND GO HIDE LIKE THE REST OF THOSE COWARDS YOU BACK UP. LIKE I SAID IF YOU GOT THE BALLS OR THE OVARIES LET ME KNOW, CANT WAIT TO MEET AN A/H LIKE YOU.

[big bro jim i]

SORRY TEXASDILLO, MY LAST COMMENT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU, JUST THAT DIRT BAG KAREN OR IRIS OR WHATEVER ITS NAME IS.

Easy boys...Karen I is one of our Church Ladies...don't make us come get ya...it's Iris who is making the awful remarks...be careful who you are slammin there!

[Karen I.]

Thankyou very much anonymous. I think Texasdillo was just quoting Iris asking me if I wanted her address (I wouldn't waist a stamp on her)before he continued to comment when it was actually Big Brother Jim who wanted her address in case he decided to pursue the matter.That is my understanding. Hope this clears things up.I salute the troops at 2300.

[texasdillo]

Hey, big bro jim i? I did not even think you were talking to me. It never crossed my mind. I enjoy your comments. I probably said to much though. I certainly did not mean to insult any of the regulars here. I guess we have been lucky not to have more trash posters. Best to you in this new year.

[texasdillo]

Karen,
Sorry for the confusion. I was not trashing you. Thank you and all of the OMV posters who support our troops.

[big bro jim i]

TEXASDILLO, KAREN I , MY SCREW UP AGAIN,I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO PUT MY BRAIN IN GEAR BEFORE I JUMP THE GREEN FLAG.THAT IRIS JUST PISSED ME OFF, AND I DONT HOLD BACK WHEN I'M PISSED OFF.
THANK YOU KAREN I FOR SALUTING OUR TROOPS, BUT IF YOU GET TIRED AND HIT THE RACK EARLY ITS O.K. TO SALUTE THEN OR ANY TIME,
TEXASDILLO,PLEASE JOIN US IN OUR SALUTE AT 2300 HRS,YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOMED.DONT BE AFFRAID TO HOIST ONE AND LITE UP A CEE GAR AFTER THE SALUTE WITH PAIN, THE GALS, MYSELF AND WILLIE AND THE BOYS.

[iris]

HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH NoW I HAVE SO MUCH FEAR !!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEAD FOR THE USA AND THE SHIT DIRTY GODLESS US SOLDIERS !!!!!

I HOPE WE FLY ONE DAY IN YOUR SHIT BUILDINGS AGAIN !!!! REMEMBER 11 SEPT: THAT WAS A GREAT DAY FOR THE WORLD !!!!!
ABOUT 3000 DEAD AMERICANS !!!! HOW NICE !!!I HOPE A LOT OF US SOLDIERS DIE SOON IN IRAQ AGAIN !!! RAPIEST´s OF LITTLE KIDS AND WOMEN !!!!PFUIIIIII !!!!

LOOK AT THE DEAD LITTLE GIRL RAPED AND KILLED BY FOUR US SOLDIERS !!! OHHHHH WHAT FOR HEROES !!!!!!!WHAT FOR STRONG SICK MEN !!!!I THINK THEY NEED A PSYCHO DOC !!!! THESE SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!

FREEDOM FOR THE WORLD !!!!WITHOUT THE NAZI STATE USA !!!!!

DEAD FOR ALL US AMERICANS::::

("Iris" has been reported to "Web.de (his web provider in Germany) and has been reported to the proper authorities in Germany for his accusations. His current info is below
Email: Cindy-weller@web.de
Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 212.88.134.# (teresto media AG)
ISP teresto media AG
Location Continent : Europe
Country : Germany (Facts)
State/Region : Saarland
City : Riegelsberg
Lat/Long : 49.3, 6.9333 (Map)
Language English (United States)
en-us
Operating System Linux UNIX
Browser Firefox
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.5) Gecko/20041119 Firefox/1.0
Javascript version 1.5
Monitor Resolution : 1024 x 768
Color Depth : 16 bits

[iris]

HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH NoW I HAVE SO MUCH FEAR !!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DEAD FOR THE USA AND THE SHIT DIRTY GODLESS US SOLDIERS !!!!!

I HOPE WE FLY ONE DAY IN YOUR SHIT BUILDINGS AGAIN !!!! REMEMBER 11 SEPT: THAT WAS A GREAT DAY FOR THE WORLD !!!!!
ABOUT 3000 DEAD AMERICANS !!!! HOW NICE !!!I HOPE A LOT OF US SOLDIERS DIE SOON IN IRAQ AGAIN !!! RAPIEST´s OF LITTLE KIDS AND WOMEN !!!!PFUIIIIII !!!!

LOOK AT THE DEAD LITTLE GIRL RAPED AND KILLED BY FOUR US SOLDIERS !!! OHHHHH WHAT FOR HEROES !!!!!!!WHAT FOR STRONG SICK MEN !!!!I THINK THEY NEED A PSYCHO DOC !!!! THESE SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS !!!!!

FREEDOM FOR THE WORLD !!!!WITHOUT THE NAZI STATE USA !!!!!

DEAD FOR ALL US AMERICANS::::

[iris]

VIVA OSAMA BIN LADEN !!! DEAD FOR USA !!! VIVA JIHAD !!!FREE ARAB WORLD !!

[rick]

Wow, I stumbled on to a real wacko site here. Too bad iris and the trained murderers of the US armed forces can't wage their foolish wars in cyberspace instead of taking all the innocent bystanders with them. Oh well, as both brain-dead sides argue, there's a better life(?) awaits us all after we're blown to bits by IED's or depleted uranium bombs.
One comment in this nut case's entry really bothers me though. Can he really not see the reality in front of his nose?
"Yes Sir these Assholes are trying to kill us so we kill them first." Hey Einstein, if you weren't rumbling through THEIR town in armored vehicles, the residents would not wish to kill you.
Most of you zombies are just the criminals to whom we've given guns, automatons willing to follow any order without question. Now THAT sounds like the Nazis to me.
With people like you "defending" us, mankind is doomed.

[iris]

AMERICANS ARE THE REALLY GREAT ASSHOLES IN THIS WORLD !!!!

I HOPE A LOT OF DIE SOON !!!!KILLERS OF KIDS AND WOMEN !!!!!!!!

RAPIEST`S OF LITTLE GIRLS !!!! AMERICANS REALLY SICK ASSHOLES !!!!!

FUCK YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOTHER !!!!!

[Sgt Taylor B's mom]

HHHMMM, I am a woman, I have children and amazingly none of us have been murdered.....and we know A LOT of soldiers and Marines. Thanks iris for giving us an insight to insanity.

God Bless America and our troops!!!

[big bro jim i]

SGT TAYLOR B'S MOM .
AGAIN WELL SAID,YOU HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS FOR THE IGNORANCE OF SOME PEOPLE. BUT LET US TRY TO FORGIVE THEM THEN BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THEM,SURE WOULD MAKE MY DAY.
COM'ON IRIS BRING IT ON I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IRIS ,I WILL MAKE THIS AN EVEN FIGHT. YOU COME VISIT ME WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR P.M.S,AND I WILL BE BLIND FOLDED WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK,SMOKING A CEE GAR AND HOISTING A FROSTY ONE TO MY MEN WHILE I POUND THE SHIT OUT OF YOU CORPS STYLE.NOW COM'ON TRY ME!!!!

[iris]

LAS WEEK MY FRIENDS IN IRAQ KILLED SIX US SOLDIERS !!!! I AM SO PROUD!!!

THEY KILLED THEM WITH A BOMB !!!! AND THEY WOULD LIKE TO KILL SOON MORE US SOLDIERS !!!

THAT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY !!!

KILLERS AND RAPIEST`S OF LITTLE GIRLS AND WOMEN !!! DIE DIE DIE DIE !!

[big bro jim i]

IRIS,
ADMIT IT YOUR A STAND UP COMIC, CUZ YOU SURE AS SHIT MAKE US LAUGH.BUT PLEASE COME UP WITH SOME NEW MATERIAL,AND SEND US AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF YOURSELF,I NEED A NEW DART BOARD COVERING.

[big bro jim i]

IRIS,
YOU ARE 100% A/H. WHAT IS THE RATIO OF THE U.S WHACKING YOUR FRIENDS AS TO HOW MANY YOUR A/HS FRIENDS GOT OF US. CANT FIGURE THAT ONE OUT CAN YOU.WELL THEIR LEADER IS IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND COVERED WITH PORK CHOPS AND BACON GREASE. AND TACO SAVE THOSE PORK RINDS FOR ME. HEY HOW ABOUT A PIG SKIN FOOT BALL FOR A PILLOW.THE NOOSE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE FROM TWINED PIGS TAILS.

[iris]

YEAH COME AND VISIT ME !!! MY FRIENDS FROM THE ISLAMIST GROUP WANT TO KILL YOU DIRTY AMERICANS !!!!!

AND SOME FRIENDS ARE MEMBERS OF THE ISLAMIST TERROR GROUP IN IRAQ !!THEY KILL US SOLDIERS THERE !!!!

I LOVE THAT !!!!!!

AMERICANS HAVE NO CULTURE NO HONOR!!!

BLOODY KILLERS OF LITTLE KIDS !!!

GO AND F**K YOUR UGLY FAT AMERICAN WHORES!!!!!

[Major John]

I have been getting the same "iris" in my post's comments at Milblogs - a serial spammer with poor English skills from a German address.

[iris]

FUCK YOUR ENGLISH LANGUAGE !!!
MY FRIENDS FROM THE ISLAMIST GROUP IRAQ RESISTANCE ARE GOING ON TO KILL NEXT MONTHS SOME AMERICAN SOLDIERS AGAIN !!!

("Iris" has been reported to "Web.de (his web provider in Germany) and has been reported to the proper authorities in Germany for his accusations. His current info is below
Email: Cindy-weller@web.de
Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 212.88.134.# (teresto media AG)
ISP teresto media AG
Location Continent : Europe
Country : Germany (Facts)
State/Region : Saarland
City : Riegelsberg
Lat/Long : 49.3, 6.9333 (Map)
Language English (United States)
en-us
Operating System Linux UNIX
Browser Firefox
Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.5) Gecko/20041119 Firefox/1.0
Javascript version 1.5
Monitor Resolution : 1024 x 768
Color Depth : 16 bits