Army vs Navy Game

I couldnt resist to post this one.

final 1st 2nd 3rd 4th T Army 7 0 0 7 14 Navy 7 0 7 12 26

Comments

Good one, MP. But I still think an all Marine football team would beat Navy! LOL

Seriously, has anyone ever considered starting a 4th military academy for Marines? It would be awesome! Major P, you should be in charge. Students would be breaking down the doors trying to get in.

Every wonder why the Marines don't have a football team.

Answer you do. It's the Navy. If I'm not mistaken on your check says Dept. of the Navy, They are not only your boat ride but your pay check

Wanna bet that there are going to be some new Marine officers on this winning Navy team?

[Leta]

Maj P - you are KILLING me! Where's the love?

[JIM IRONFIELD]

I know why we dont have a foot ball team. Its simple,we would just kick ass and make it a boring game.
Major Pain offensive coach,Major Taco defensive coach,how could we loose?
Maybe even sneak into the Super Bowl and do some real ass kicking.
OOOOH RAAAAH

[Peggy Kane]

Oh how I love the goat!!!!
Kicked that mule's ass!!
OOOOH RAAAAH!!!!!

[Karen I.]

This is one question I always wondered about and never asked. Why don't the Marines have a team?
It doesn't seem fair. If the Marines have a team called the Navy team then it should be called the Marine-Navy team. So that doesn't make sense. Does the Coast Guard have a team? When people refer to 4 branches of the armed services are they eliminating the Coast Guard or the Marines because they are part of the Navy?

[Marty]

Karen,

The Coast Guard is not a branch of the Military. It actually belongs to Homeland Security, but in times of war, some of its assets are loaned to the Navy.

By the way, the US Coast Guard Academy and the US Merchant Marine Academy both have football teams.

[seaurchin]

'I know why we dont have a foot ball team. Its simple,we would just kick ass and make it a boring game.'

Haha!! Jim, you are TOO funny!!!

[Capt S (Ret)]

Major P,

It was not always so. A USMC team from Mare Island beat an Army team from Camp Lewis in the 1918 ROSE BOWL!

The Mare Island team lost the 1919 Rose Bowl to a Navy team from Great Lakes.

[JIM IRONFIELD]

Seaurchin,, I wasnt trying to be funny, but comical how the truth comes out sounding funny.
But that is really why the corps doesn't have a foot ball team.Do you realize how many soldiers and sailors that could put out of action, see Marines do have a heart.How could the MARINES lose with Major P and Major Taco for our coaches.Better wear your Crimson red for those games.Red means blood,and trust me you will see plenty of it.MARINES dont half step, its all the way. We had a saying... marines do not retreat,we advance to the rear.

[JIM IRONFIELD]

COULD YOU IMAGINE JON SCARY PLAYING FOOT BALL AGAINST THE MARINES, GOOD NIGHT JONNY BOY,YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND THATS WHERE IT WILL BE ALL GAME LONG. I DONT LIKE TO PICK ON MORONS BUT HOW CAN YOU RESIST WITH THIS JERK?
COM ON MAJOR P AND Major Taco LETS GET A FOOT BALL TEAM TOGETHER.I CAN CARRY THE GATORADE,AND SAND AND WARM THE BENCHES.

[GunnNutt]

I'm with ya, Big Bro Jim! The Church Ladies will make fine cheer leaders! Well, ... maybe some of them. OK, if we promise to keep away from the players until the game is over!!!!

[Chesty]

Non-Trade School heathen. All of you.

Go Navy. Beat Army. Again, and again, and again.

[Ms. B'havin]

Speak for yourself, GN !!!!!!!

[Karen I.]

All the Church ladies are the best cheerleaders whether we keep our hands off our Marines or not.By then, we'll have a list of whose single and who isn't and we'll be checking it twice, like Santa!Don't forget that.

[Leta]

OK you church ladies. ONCE again you seem to forget that some (at least ONE) of us in the group is ARMY STRONG!!! As I said in my comment to MAJ P earlier - where's the LOVE???

[Anon!!]

Just an aside to this discussuion of keeping hands off the marines - have you acquired the Marine Recon Calender with some, well shall we say, impressive marines!! http://www.freedomisnotfree.com/

A Note: if you require Blood Pressure Medicine, take it well before you peruse these recon beefcake masterpieces. Prepare to feel great about helping an incredibly worthy cause.

[Karen I.]

Yes, my wayward neices are getting them for Christmas. I was going to comment accordingly in the previous post but wasn't sure it would be appropriate.I didn't open thier calendars and reseal them again, either.

[Anita]

THANKS ANON, I knew there was a reason I loved the Marines!! Oh to be many many years younger LOL
I'll have to buy at least one to help this worthy cause, right?!

[JIM IRONFIELD]

I WAS IN 1ST FORCE RECON WHERE DO I GET THIS CALENAR?

[JIM IRONFIELD]

OH OH THATS CALENDAR, NOT MY LAST SNAFU, I'M STILL TRYING TO GET USE TO THESE NEW EYES, SO I HAVE TO SLOW DOWN A BIT

[Karen I.]

Jim, the calendar is for ladies, only. Maybe you can be in it next year. They should have a Veteran in it to spur the more mature women's interest.
Leta, the Army already has a football team.Of course the church ladies have all the troops in their hearts.

[Ms. B'havin]

Jim - the Recon calendar can be ordered at www.freedomisnotfree.com

Speaking of problems with eyes, BEWARE!!! Some of the Church Ladies have gone blind looking at that calendar!!!

[jim b]

Note to Church ladies et all.

Pace yourselves ladies. Feel free to purchase and enjoy the eyeball liberty Calendars, but stop when you need glasses.

Pass them on to a girl friend then .. and make her describe them to you.

[Mrs. Diva]

Ooooooh my. Where to go with that one JimB.......

Where is Cheryl when we need her?

Sammy?
AFSis?
Urchin??
Leeeeetaaaaa???

[Cheryl Friend]

Jim B darlin', I have been wearing glasses since the third grade. Guess that's why I have always been a touchy feely kinda person when it comes to men. Kinda like the Brail system. You gotta rub your fingers over the bumps.

[Ms B'havin']

Jim - thanks for your concern, but don't you fret about us Church Ladies losing our eyesight. Those 1st Recon boys have conjured up a touch 'n tickle version for the visually challenged. Six-pack, Ladies?

[Sammy]

Are Jim B and Jim I the same guy? I can't see... Now I'm really dizzy

[Ms Ain't B'having]

Nope they are not the same Jim

Jim I is the sweet one
JimB is the troublemaker!

None of us need glasses to know a Marine...

Pat, Squeeze, Pet
OH YEAH it's a MARINE!!

[Concerned Grunt]

Ladies, Please. You fog up my glasses when you read with your fingers.

[Cheryl]

Aw Grunt, let me blow on that for you; see if I can clear that fog up.

[Ms Aint B'having AT ALL]

That's not FOG. Hmmmm more like STEAM.

[Lost in a Fog]

Church Ladies! A little decorum please! LOL

[GunnNutt]

Hey! Who left thish juuuG o' Taco *hic* Shotz out heeerr? And wherez my *hicup* Reocn calndr?? Ssprobly under that cammo quilt... OOOPPs! Pardn me *hic* there, yung man but I thought you wer *burp* Febrooary!

[seaurchin]

Mrs D, it's gettin' a little too deep for me!! I'm gonna move right along and see what Taco's up to.

[Tony]

(squawk) Yo GN - whoa there, Cowgirl!! Ya (squawk) copy??

[Shlammy]

Psssht GinNutty Pssht LemMeE hev
shome a that Tiko shet ...Tacowd shutter ... tinkeR sh... gImme the jug

[jim b]

jim b makes note to self,

"Never never never tell these wimmins to pace themselves ever again"

Out.

[Scorekeeper]

Army 14
Navy 26
Church Ladies Purr-fect 10
Jim B 0

*hic*

[big bro jim i]

Thank you Ms Aint B'having,, for calling me the sweet one of the Jims. i was in 1st force recon and i would still like to get that calendar.i just sent out for it.
STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, OR FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM!!!
Somthing i tell those dem libs.
2300 hrs is salute our troops time,or any time you please to do so.
BIG BRO JIM I

[Karen I.]

I am continuing to salute with Big Bro Jim. I can vouch for the niceness of one of Jim B's personalities, as can Mrs. Diva, and a couple others.

[big bro jim i]

KAREN I ,THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND SALUTING OUR TROOPS WITH ME I AM TRYING TO GET THIS GROWING. THROUGH MAJOR P AND MAJOR TACO ITS GETTING THERE.
LET FREEDOM RING.
BIG BRO JIM I

[Sammy]

Hey Big Bro Jim - anyone who served in the 1st Recon is all right by me !! Especially if Mrs. Diva and Kilo Alpha give ya a thumbs up.

Besides I got a l'il bro Jim who is the best bro a girl could have!!

[Laura, Marine mom from Ohio]

I love checking the comments everyone writes, you guys are hilarious. Keep up the good work, you guys are the best!

[Ms Ain't B'Having]

Jim I, you are welcome Sir!

jimb I thought you stopped antagonizing the wimmins after one your past comments. *grin* Yanno, the one re Marines and......oil? Oh the fallout from THAT one!

[Mrs. Diva]

Lost in a Fog, the *ahem* ladies have complied. You asked for it, you got it! Very. Little. Decorum.

[The Church Ladies]

WHERE'S PPPPAAAAIIIINNNNN??? COME OUT 'N PLAYYYYYYY. THAT'S AN ORDER

*HIC*

Ow, my head hurts.

[Concerned Grunt]

Ladies, please.

Pain got hit with the football and it damaged his hard drive. AGAIN. He won't be making any passes for awhile.

Me 'n the boys are eager to play, though...

[GunnNutt]

Hey Grunt! If Pain can't get *hic* up, then U 'n the boyz ar gonna haf to help finisshhh thiz juuug 'o Taco Shizzlessztuff.

[jim b]

Football?

Hard Drive?

Woof, well Christmas is coming maybe we should take up a collection to buy the Major some of these?

http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?storyID=123009971

Kevlar Shorts.

[Ms Ain't B'Having]

I'm in jimbob! You taking up the col...clec... $$$ to save the big maRRR uhhhhh Doggg from these debil...Debil... OWIES in the *hic* future?

[Concerned Grunt]

Ladies, please. Kevlar for the "downed" Major - what a generous idea. You Church Ladies are the Bomb. 'N I'm not just sayin' that 'cuz you're bombed on those Taco Slurpies.

Me 'n the boys have been discussin' the Major's Privates and (WHOA) XL should give the guy some Major Protection.

[Ms. B'havin']

MAJOR SWOONING

[Sally Fields]

Girls !!!! Laurie Marine Mom from Ohio likes us !!! She really really likes us !!!

[Vin Wang the Second, M.D., DSS, MP ,MVP]

As his doctor, I examined his hard drive this morning.It's down and it may stay down. Of course he can't wear a kevlar with no hands until this problem is remedied.I had to take tests and send them to the laboratory but the preliminary diagosis' are too many cigars (Texasdillo, don't read this) and/or a Post and current traumatic distress syndrome due to a fear of sober and drunken church ladies and other nice ladies who read his blogs as well as the other trouble makers that appear from time to time on his blog.Should he make an appearance on the blog and says his hard drive isn't down, just be patient with him because he is a Major and the test results have not come back from the lab yet.

[Ms. B'havin']

Wang II - you know Pain. IF, I repeat IF, he's brave enough to show his hang DOG mug, he'll use that "Busier than a Bum on a Baby Ruth... " or "Runnin' like a red-necked Pencil" or "Slappin' like a horny monkey" or whatever his latest "I'm too busy" excuse is for duckin' the football and not having to drink a Taco Shot with the rest *hic* of us.

[Acolyte Vin Wang Diesel IV]

Ladies! This tawdry behaviour must cease at once!!! Brother Pain must be allowed a little uninterrupted time to resuscitate his ailing hardware and your input is less than conducive to this endeavour.

You there! The one with the duct tape! Stop that right now! He doesn't need any more Kevlar!!!!

[Vin Wang the Second, M.D., DSS, MP ,MVP]

Ms Behavin' I fear Major Taco may be my next patient in here due to ceegars and alchohol. I better review my Marine Journal of Sportsmedicine before he gets here. When I woke up I didn't know I was going to have a Marine-football downed-harddrive epedemic in here today. I hope my assistant receptionist gets here soon. Oh here she is.Karen I. is the best in these matters as we expect alot of Marines in here today.And she looks sober, too and she brought homemade cookies for them,too.
Cuz Vin Wang Diesel IV, pray for them as are my brothers in Divinity School.

[Red]

Holy Recon, that is some calendar...woof. Think I found my distraction while there's Major drive-building.

[Concerned Grunt]

Dr. Wang - when me 'n the boys run out of duct tape, we use Priority Tape to tie, uh, tie... uh,... well you know tie things down. Or tie 'em up. Uh....

Uh maybe I shouldn't have said that in public. Me 'n the boys... well we're not kinky or nuthin' like that. We just got needs. For tape.

Is it 4th quarter yet??? Sheesh

[Chip 'n Dale of 1st Recon]

Hey Red - Woof back at ya, babe.

[Aunt Biddy, Quilter 1st Class]

My Oh My! Little Grunt, I'd be concerned too if I thought you needed Priority Tape to keep your helmut up. Is that why we still haven't received your "Taco shot"?

[Vin Wang the Second, M.D., DSS, MP ,MVP]

Concerned Grunt, if you need tape to keep your hard drive down, you may cancel your appointment.How ever if you need to use the tape to keep it up you must keep your appointment. You are after Major Taco, and before the retired Major.Tell Tony too and the preGerhead too in case they got confused. Someone need to explain to them that the hard drive has to be up and running with no hands in order to play football. The Majors and other more experienced Marines know this.Since this applies to coaches and players equally so no weasely cookies. Karen, get out of there I am the doctor!

[Karen I.]

Sorry, doctor, I was just taking a rather extensive case history to speed things along. We gotta have a Marine Football team!

[Trevor - 1st Recon StudMuffin]

Red - c'mon over. You can recon with Mr. September.

[Red]

Gotta go back and peek (at Sept), hmmm... Sorry Major-Pain, I'll take it off-line.

[Red]

Gotta go back and peek (at Sept), hmmm... Sorry Major-Pain, I'll take it off-line.

[Mrs. Tutwiler, GyQuilter]

You 1st Recon boys best not forget our Tea Party tomorrow! The Church Ladies have been busy little bees getting the club room ready and decorating the stage. I'm not sure what the poles are for, or the pile of helmuts and Priority tape, but I'm told that your little 'skit' will be a memorable treat for us.

[Chip 'n Dale, 1st Recon]

Hold onto yout Tuts, Mrs. T'wiler, 'cuz we're gonna do some pole greasin' Taco shottin' reconnin' down homin' good clean Church Lady socializin' (if ya know what I mean *wink*)

See ya at 0400 and BOMBS AWAYyyyy

[Cheryl]

Got my dollar bills waxed and ready to go!

[Bridget]

LADIES!!!!

I had to leave town for a little while,
You said you’d be good while I’m gone,
But the look in your eye dun told me you told a lie,
I know there’s been some carryin’ on!!

[Cheryl]

Hard to miss the obvious *HICK HICK*

[Ms. B'havin']

Maj - never never look a Church Lady in the eye. You'll go blind.

[Heart Attack Grill Waitress]

"They definitely look at us, but they're guys." "If our butts are coming out the bottom of our skirts, and our boobs are coming out the top of our shirts, they aren't looking us in the eye."

[Red]

(think I'm in danger of sassin') but all gals who make an effort are good.

[Concerned Grunt]

Hey Ms. Laurie Marine Mom from Ohio - I'm REAL concerned you might not be getting any work done today. I mean these Church Ladies ... well they mean well 'n all, but me 'n the boys ... well we have a hard time concentrating on our missions - you know taping and what not - when these Ladies start supporting us 'n all. I sure hope you're gettin' your work done. And if someone offers you a Taco Shot... JUST SAY NO.

[Concerned Grunt]

oHHH SROORRY mS lAURA FROM OHIO. i CALLeD you LauRIe. Ya know When my GlassEs are Figged, all u Chruch Ladies starrtt to lik alike. Hic

[Ms Ain't B'Having]

Well I nevuhhhh. People puhleeeeeze! I never lied to Major Stud Muffin. I was VERRRRRY good!

[Heart Attack Grill Waitress]

And I've got the pictures that prove how GOOD she is!

[Mrs. Diva]

OMG! There are enough multiple personalities on here to make Sybil feel positively SANE.

[Sally (the one and only) Fields]

Damn Straight!
And I'm looking for the broad that snitched my line!!!!!

[big bro jim i]

MRS TUTWILER=GY QUILTER.
WHAT TIME IS YOUR TEA PARTY,I MAY NOT MAKE IT BUT I WILL CRACK OPEN A COLD FROSTY ONE WITH YOU AND LIGHT UP A CEE GAR.
2300 HRS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME, WE COULD ALL SALUTE OUR TROOPS TOGETHER.

[AFSister]

*LAUGHING*

Major... did you honestly think you could leave this place unattended and *NOT* have a Church Lady party?
I, of course, have been perfectly innocent during this whole ordeal. Wonder what my reward will be...... I'm thinking.... CALENDAR SHOT!

[Ms Manners]

Suuuuuure Sis *snicker*

Innocent *snort*

[Leta]

Just like AFSister this Church Lady has been minding her "P's" and "Q's" in your absence Major. HOWEVER, I will be the first in line to volunteer for the fitting of your Kevlar shorts!!! Hey, I'm here for the team!

[The Judge]

Noticed you weren’t a finalist on the blogawards??? I nominated Onemarinesview.....what’s the deal??? I guess it’s a scam anyway! You get my vote!

[Ms B'havin']

Uhhhh LetaHHHHH

Minding your P's and Q's ???? You knocked your email server right out of commission with those X-rated messages you write.

PS the Army String line forms at the rear. The only Church Lady qualified to do Hard Knock Undies fittings is GunnNutt. She's been knitting kevlar quilts for years.

[Karen I.]

The test results are back. Dare I open them. Doctor Vin Wang the Second will be so PO'd if I take a peek. Thank Goodness, he works Saturdays for troops only, but its still very hard to wait. I see AFSister came to the party. I'm surprised Concerned Grunt hasn't been around to greet her. The doctor will be so glad to see her he'll probably forget to give everybody's test results.See Leta has got it now.

[Karen I.]

The doctor is in. He said he has to study the results from the lab and consult his Marine Sportsmedicine Journal before he can give a press conference. Because of the extensive casehistory of those involved a questionaire had to be developed that could be fed through test correction machine. It broke down twice (The poor doctor has been working very hard.)He is also waiting for a telephone consult with the famous author and psychiatrist Dr. Barns for the psych aspect of thing. So he will not put a time on the said press conference but assures me and his acolyte cousin that it will be held with decorum.

[Ms Ain't B'Having]

Karen just to clarify...

Did you say there's gonna be a press conference on MP's psyche and his need for Kevlar shorts???

*shudder*

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[Karen I.]

Ms Ain't Behavin', I got a chance to clarify your question with the doctor, and in keeping with patient confidentiality and decorum, nothing will be said about any particular patients psyche or certainly not a word about kevlar shorts as the kevlars used to test potential Marine football players and coaches are the helmut kind and the helmet kind only as portrayed on another Marine's blog.The doctor is now consulting in person with a locally famous (on the radio and everything in these parts)dermatologist who gave up his Saturday on behalf of the Marine Corp. to discuss the tape issue with Dr. Wang in regard to the kevlar test. That's all I know.

[Karen I.]

CT Annie, Thanks for the reminder to hit news and stuff and anysoldier.

[AFSister]

So.
Where's the doc... I'm ready for my test results. I have to say though, that's the first time I've been tested for "depth of field".

[kilo alpha]

AFSister, You were not tested by the doctor. That was Concerned Grunt disquised as the doc.He said you passed the test with flying colors. Don't be mad at him. He really likes you.

Hey do I get a prize if I'm the 100th Post!!?????

Hey do I get a prize if I'm the 100th Post!!?????