ANYMARINE.COM WANTS YOU!

AnyMarine.com is a great website established to help the deployed troops. A creative team has now come up with putting together numerous photos of the troops they support into a calendar to help raise money for the website! GET YOURS NOW by clicking HERE And help the deployed troops continue to get the support they need!!

Comments

[Concerned Grunt]

Cap't - could you do recon to see if Kilo-Alpha-R-E-N or that B-dame order calendars? We could tighten OpSec a whole shitload if we could track those broads down and put the cuffs on 'em. They got me in a heap o' trouble with my superior officers for going AWOL from that calendar store and not completing my mission to find AF Sis.

Whose Sis is she, anyway??? and has anyone radio'ed a visual on her yet? We found her kevlar vest kicked to the curb outside Joe's house, but nada on the babe herself. I'm REAL concerned...

[CGrunt]

Oh yeah, and one more thing - could you tell that AnyMarine guy, Marty, to limit Gunnutt to ONE calendar only, 'cuz she gets too dizzy otherwise.

Roger that.

[chtrbx]

Gone there,done that Capt B!

CGrunt...had a visual on AFSis just yesterday...she had just kicked off her boots and jumped into the water fountain at Centennial Park...kinda scared the kids....

Gunnut...get dizzy,get very dizzy.....

[GunnNutt]

CG - Now you're in for it - I smoked my first ceegar last night AND I LIKED IT! Got real dizzy and decided to max out my credit card on AnyMarine calendars despite the fact that neither you nor Lcpl Pete are in it.

The calendar DOES have a couple o' pics of our dear Capt and Taco!

[Ms Behaving]

I feel a new fundraising idea coming on - Marty can sell ceegars with the following label:

Gone Wild Stoags by AnySoldier.com
If it's smokin' grab a hose...HARD

[Capt B]

Gunn-
A helpful tip: Eat! A stoag (when just starting to smoke them) is better-taste better after a meal and the chow in your gut wont make you sick or dizzy. Then you can have them for breakfast like us other Marines. Cigars! The other white meat.........ok that didnt work.

[Bridget]

Bad Capt!...Bad!

Yep my credit card envoice this month will have calendars and cigars...and nope not even going to try one...definitely a whimp here!

[Bridget]

In fact I just went back and ordered 2 more...going to send them to my senators...so they have a reminder...each and every day!

[The Cat]

OUTSTANDING idea Bridget - I'm gonna do the same thing with my elected officials. And President Bush 'cuz he deserves one for his support. And Cindy Sheehan 'cuz she needs to get a clue.

Who wants to send one to Murtha???

Bad, Bad Dog, Cap't!!!! the other white meat LOL

[Concerned Grunt]

Gunnutt - You Rock, Babe!!!

Hey ya know that Marty guy at AnyMarine? - he's all right. Seein' as how me 'n Pete didn't get to be in the calendar, he let us take a sneak peek so we could let you church ladies know what to watch out for.

All I can say is WHOA LADIES !!!! Drop those knittin' needles and hold onto your Kevlar snaps when you turn the page to Mr. April or those vests are gonna be comin' off!!!!!!!!

[Capt B]

Aye Curumba!!!!

[LL]

Cap'n, I ordered the signed one and I'm hopin' you'll put your initials to it for me? Pretty please?

[Capt B]

LL-Cool! I know Brian Horn is signing 100 of them. Its my honor to sign any that wish. Perhaps I need to come up with somthing to sweeten the pot so to say for the person who buys the most calendars..........thoughts??

[Capt B]

LL-Cool! I know Brian Horn is signing 100 of them. Its my honor to sign any that wish. Perhaps I need to come up with somthing to sweeten the pot so to say for the person who buys the most calendars..........thoughts??

[Capt B]

LL-Cool! I know Brian Horn is signing 100 of them. Its my honor to sign any that wish. Perhaps I need to come up with somthing to sweeten the pot so to say for the person who buys the most calendars..........thoughts??

[Mrs. Diva]

Capt you're double commenting again and I am NOT on meds so it's YOU!! lol And um, who is Mr. April??

Good idea about getting the calendars signed LL.

[Bridget]

Damn Capt...gotta heavy send finger there?
I think we'd all love to have you sign em too!

[Wang the Second]

Concerned Grunt
Lets get this straight.A good friend of mine who you tried to lead astray last week bought her calendars (one signed)though she will be using her imagination when viewing it as it looks a little classy for her naughty side, she can still appreciate troops that are clothed.

[LL]

Well, I gotta hit up Taco to get HIM to sign too. And I don't know if JP is in it, but maybe him too cuz that's how I found him. My favorite crusty bastards all signin' the calendar. Makes me swoony to think about.

Oh, I know you commented 3 times cuz you just luuuuuuuuuuv me!! *grin*

[Bridget]

Oh God, I'm quoted on AnySoldier..blush...I'd like to thank all the little people....
What a great group!...:)

Meanwhile back at Calendar HQ (aka Marty's living room)

WARNING WARNING WARNING

SMOG ALERT

SMMMOOOOGGGG ALERT

CLEAR THE DECKS

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS

SierraMike-O-G AlphaLima-E-R-Tango

ABORT ABORT

[Silly Pants]

Really Cap't? You don't like your dames dizzy??

My guy LIKES me when I'm dizzy...

What's that honey? Huh? What?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FRISKY He likes me when I'm frisky.

[The Cat]

Wang II -

Tell your little kitten, KiloAlpha, that ever since I told her she could come on the USO tour with Downward Dog and me, she's gotten just a little too ... well...frisky to borrow a word from Silly Pants.

Talkin' about her naughty side in public like that. Shame !!! Capt B would be the first to tell you that we on THIS USO tour will be taking our responsibilities very seriously. Why, this tour will be one we could even perform in front of the church ladies, right Cap't?

If she doesn't start behaving herself, Cap't B might have a bone to pick with her.

[Taco's Mama]

Mrs. Diva!! I can answer your question about "who is Mr. April?" It is 1Lt Vincent B. Caliguire of the Pennsylvania National Guard. You'll like him--he's a tanker!! We have such a cross section of great shots that I'm going cross-eyed looking at them!! I feel like I know each and every one of these young men and women!

I'm so excited to hear so many of you say that you've purchased one of the calendars already--makes those long nights worthwhile! THANK YOU!

God Bless Pennsylvania !!!!

[GunnNutt]

Capt. How about "Ceegars. They're not just for breakfast anymore!"

Bridget - That's an awesome idea about sending calendars to our Reps! I'm not sure Babs Mikulski (aka Yoda) would even look at it though... Maybe someone in her office would hang it up.

Concerned Grunt - I think maybe you are really Mr. June. He's a beautiful gerberbaby catching some Z's!

[(squawk) Tony]

(squawk) Yo Ladies (squawk) LADIES you there??? (squawk) YO Ladies ya copy? Ya want my ... uh... yo Tank what're those called?,,,(squawk) Oh yeah, you want MY audograff, right?? Ladies?? I'm (squawk)freakin' Tony!!!

[Wang the Second]

Concerned Grunt, I can't say where AF Sister is but we haven't heard from her since somebody said Air Farce. She may be PO'd about that since she came back with a good enough comeback that my friend started to doubt, just a little, that it would be worth the trip to Afghanistan if our brave Marine's flashing poles were what the Air Force claimed, especially in bad weather. Now I tend to believe the Marines but with Cuz retired from the Air Force its a tough call since he won't discuss things like that with anyone but the Mrs. I miss AF sister, too. So I hope she comes back too. From now on, can we all write Air Force? No? Yes?

[Concerned Grunt]

Wang II - Sure, you got it dude. Air Farts it is from here on out.

But seriously dude, I'm with ya on that WHERE'S AF SIS 'cuz you know I've been concerned all along that Cap't B has taken his revenge on her for starting that Smoggin' about his inability to perform.

And Gunnutt geez Lady you're making me blush with all that talk about me bein' Mr. June and what not. I mean I think maybe I could be Mr. October or somethin' but it'll be awhile till I can move up the ranks to Mr. June.

Oh and Gunn, could ya please not call me a gerberdude in front of the boys???

Ladies I was wondering if it's all right with all y'all if maybe me 'n that Marty guy from AnyMarine could be in next year's calendar together??? He's like my hero 'cuz he put all you church ladies in touch with me 'n the boys and it'd sure be an honor to have a picture of me 'n him in the '08 calendar.

Boy I sure do ramble on with you ladies. I'm usually a man of few words, but I'm a gerber chattin' fool with all y'all.

[Wang the Second]

Concerned Grunt, Thanks for not being serious about Air Farts. But I'm with you about being a model next year, too. After all, they need a token civilian. And, with the free calendars I'll get for posing (since I will be in a position to negotiate with my physique) I'll have plenty to donate to the middle-aged church ladies as well as one of my favorites in the heartland who needs one in every room and her car etc. so she doesn't forget what day it is. Let Gunn do what she wants since she worked so hard on the calendar. It only the gentlemanly thing to do afterall.

[Red]

Ordered my calendar Capt- hope it includes pix of you & crew.

[seaurchin]

Ok, I gotta interrupt this...back to playin' To Tell the Truth. I wanna know....Will the real Concerned Grunt please stand up!?!? That goes for Tony, Pete and Rambo too.

See, after the party at Taco's, when everyone started to spill it, I got to thinkin' and lookin'. The above mentioned have never had their names underlined under their comments. Makes me think they're posting incognito.

Any clues, CAPTAIN???

And BTW, what ever happened to jim b?

Now, I'm gonna go get a signed calendar.

[Concerned Grunt]

yo sea urchin, babe - as cap't b would say, we can tell ya... but then we'd have ta kill ya

Semper Secret

[Ms. Behaving]

Seaurchin, hon, I hate to point out the obvious, but that hapless Capt B can barely keep his email operating. Do you really think he's "equipped" to seek and destroy stealth smoggers??

[LCpl Pete]

Hey surgeon - It's comin' down from CentCom that you're calling my good name into question. I been doing some thinkin' myself and it seems to me the only folks fessin' up at Taco's party were you loose lipped church ladies. Maybe you were dizzy from the stoags but I think ya only "got religion" 'cuz Mama T. was back in town.

We boys ain't about to breach OpSec. But just between me 'n you, I'd make tracks to Chtrbox's hooch. Anybody with a call sign like that is definitely running multiple covert missions.

[seaurchin]

LCpl Pete...you talkin' to me, or is there a smogger out there somewhere named 'surgeon' who's posting with ink that only you can see?

[seaurchin]

Oh Ms Behaving, I wasn't suggesting our Capt. was out to seek and destroy stealth smoggers. He would definitely need to call out the troops for that one!! I was, well, kind of implying something.

[Wang the Second]

Since I haven't gotten any encouragement whatsoever for being the token civilian in next year's calendar, I may need to elaborate on the nature of my outstanding physique. I had heard Grunt was 125lbs of solid strenth. We'll I am 6 feet, 180 pounds of solid muscle and I'll have to be in the calendar wearing a kilt to cover where most of the muscle is as to not embarrass the church ladies! Meanwhile I'm going to be sure to stay on a strict PT program and include alot of weight lifting so it'll be even better.Grunt, Marine or no, you may have to wait for the 2009 calendar.

[Karen I.]

Is that the real Capt B. offering to sign anything that we wish or the Smog attack Capt. B?

[Leta]

I've ordered mine and cannot wait to get it. Thanks so much to those who "posed" as well to those who put the calendar together and will yet have to deal with all the shipping!

[mrs455]

Hey Tony!

Didn't know if you saw my post over on Taco's blog, but here's a Brian update: He goes to Des Moines tomorrow night and does all the "fun" stuff on Monday. His choices are Military Intel, Data Systems, and Avation Operations.

Just wanted to let and the guys know. He'd leave for bootcamp in July 2007. Going to California!

[Tony]

Yo Mrs. 455 - WHOA!!! You Rock!! More at Taco's. Lima-Alpha-T-E-R, Tony

[Capt B]

You guys crack me up!
Send me your calendar, hell ya I'll sign IT!!

[GunnNutt]

No, no, no Capt. B. You've got to continue on your 50 State Thank You tour and let each of us buy you beer and cigars. We'll get your signature on the calendars when you come to each town.

Right Church ladies?

[AFSister]

*swoon... THUD*

*help.. I've fainted, and I can't get up... or maybe it's just because I'm enjoying the view from down under*

Must.Get.Calendar.

[AFSister]

Oh- CG... If you're ever trying to find me, just click my nick and you'll find yourself at my Puddle.

[AFSister]

Cat- where do I sign up for this USO tour? Gotta get my calendar autographed, ya know- and take pictures for the next one! WOOT!

[seaurchin]

ABSOLUTELY GunnNutt!!!

We'll roll out the red carpet for ya Capt!

[WW]

Nice effort. The "captain" now wants to raise money off of the deaths of other people.

[donna pulliam]

I am looking for Marines stationed at Camp Baharia near Ramadi....any one out there?

[vincent caliguire]

Thanks for support... I didn't know I was in a calander and it helps the troops; a friend just told me about it.
I am actually an infantry but learned to TC tanks in theater due to lack of tankers at our combat outpost in Western Ramadi.
I am home safe now and just pray for everyone there now, Ramadi is very rough.